Title: Centrefold (2/2)
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Wherein Draco’s ignorant of all things Muggle and Harry has a big . . . desk.
Warnings: Attempted humour and gross misuse of a broomstick. And yes, it is what you’re thinking. Can’t handle it? Don’t read. Also, there is some felching involved. That’s one of my favourite kinks. Again, if it’s too much for your delicate sensibilities, you know where to click. It can’t possibly be any more disgusting than Mpreg. Ugh.
Author’s Notes: There is a fic written by Incessant_Darkness wherein Harry and Draco are posing for a gay magazine. I loved the concept, so I blatantly stole her idea and wrote about it the way I would like to see it- cracked out and raunchy! For better or for worse, here it is. Oh, and this is totally, unabashedly canon-free. Canon, what canon?
Read Part One here.
( Part Two. )