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Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Fuck all, really.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.

Parts 1 and 2.
Parts 3 and 4.
Parts 5 and 6.
Part 7.

Part 8. )
seethingheathen: (phonebox damnit phonebox)
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Yay, more smut.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.

Parts 1 and 2.
Parts 3 and 4.
Parts 5 and 6.

Part 7. )
seethingheathen: (Default)
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Aragolas. That is all.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.

Parts 5 and 6. )
seethingheathen: (Fyooooooo.)
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: The Council of Elrond and some other stuff.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.

Parts 3 and 4. )
seethingheathen: (angsty lijah)
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: A girl gets transported to Middle Earth. Yep.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: My apologies to Belinda for making mention of her fic. It's just that it's one of my absolute favourite Aragolas fics in the entire world. I love it. I've read it more times than I can say without embarrassing myself.

Parts 1 and 2. )

More FPS.

Oct. 3rd, 2003 01:43 am
seethingheathen: (onering)
Title: Change of Plans (Feb 2003)

Pairing(s): Haldir/?, Haldir/Legolas

Rating: NC-17.

Summary: Haldir sets out to teach Legolas a lesson, and then changes his mind. Why? I don't know! It's smut. It doesn't have to make any bloody sense.

Notes: All characters in this fic are Tolkien's, not mine. This story was written for entertainment only and no profit whatsoever is being made.

Archive: Haldir Lives! as, yes, you guessed it- Merenwen the Felafel Queen.

My second-ever fanfic. )

Here.

Oct. 1st, 2003 11:07 pm
seethingheathen: (Default)
Title: Deception, Parts One and Two.
Pairings: Legolas/Haldir (Later: Legolas/Rumil/Orophin, Rumil/Orophin)
Rating:R-ish.
Archive: Haldir Lives! under the name Merenwen Fefalas (shut UP!).
Notes: All characters are Tolkien's. I just like to have my own brand of pervy fun with them.
Warnings: CONTAINS INCEST! CONTAINS RotK SPOILERS! Eventually. . .

This was my first-ever fanfic. Gah. Posting it here more for the humour of it all.

Part One. )

Part Two. )

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