Eww.

Okay, I went out and about yesterday arvo, and I went into a public toilet to wash my hands (I'm veryveryobsessivedotcom about clean hands). As I was walking in, I heard the flush of the toilet and a girl talking. She nearly ran me down coming out of her stall, talking on her mobile! She didn't even wash her hands!

I would just like to say:
Not only is it disgusting to be chatting on the phone while you're in the loo, but it's rude to the person you're talking to. No one wants to hear your toilet noises.

Wash. Your. Fucking. Hands.

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OH! Almost forgot! The beanzy dream.

I dreamt that she was giving me a walking tour of Denver, and I was dressed like Avril Lavigne. People laughed. Then I tried to fly back to England on a pink 'plane, but for some reason, I ended up at a Renaissance Festival somewhere. Yeah.

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Note to self:

Whilst watching The Drew Carey Show with a roomful of Americans, do not say, "Craig Ferguson is a sexy bitch!"

One or more of the following will happen:
-They will ask, "Who is that?"
-They will realise who he is and adamantly disagree.
-They will realise who he is, adamantly disagree, and throw crisps at you.

Cheers.

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Nicked from Libby.

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