Obligatory post.

Nothing to say, just don't want you lot to think I've skipped town or some such.

I've got to be at work in three and a half hours, so I think I'm going to bed.

Go look at this hot sex, and try not to get your keyboards all sticky.

Hi-hi, hi-ho . . .

. . . and all that daft shite.

I can get used to not being able to go online at all hours. I really can. I think. Are there support groups for people like me who don't have lives beyond this silly glowing box thinger? I imagine there are, so now I've just got to go find one.

On the weekend, I am going to go to London to commit a homicide. Bloomsbury, specifically. Tavistock Place, even more so.

Cunting bastards.

Drabble: Embankment - Sixth in Circle Line series.

Title: Embankment - Sixth in the Circle Line Series.
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood.
Rating: No higher than PG-13 for the series.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes: Loosely based on the infamous Circle Line Pub Crawl.

( We are pleased to report Good Service on all lines. . . )