Tastless Humour.

One of the customers in the shop today left this for me. I'm not going to cut it, so there.

I shagged her standing,
I shagged her lying.
If she'd had wings,
I'd have shagged her flying.
Now she's dead,
But not forgotten,
I'll dig her up
And shag her rotten.

And, I was told by another customer that I had an acerbic wit. Whatevs.

More useless tripe.

Here are three new Elijah icons. ( OMG! Dun steel! )

And a survey from cinqueportelli. ( Nicely presented in an easy-to-read table. )

New layout.

I'm v smitten with the piccy of Lijah in a tie, so I had to make a layout for it.

Oh, and I want sex I don't have to go to Scotland for. Any takers? *snerk*

And my hair is just about an inch long now. I know you all care. If I ever decide to shave my head again, I'm counting on you lot to stop me.