I totally still have Intarwebz.

First, thanks to those of you who've recently added me and/or stuck by me in my unexpected hiatus. To everyone who deleted me, I'll miss you. I can't help but to take it a bit personally when I get de-friended.

In other news, I no longer work at the sex shop.

In other other news, here's that Seven meme that's going around.

Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. Go to their info page. Find the seventh name on their friends list. Repeat until you are seven LJs from your own. (If you come across someone who doesn't have seven friends or the seventh friend is a journal you have already visited on this trip, randomly pick another name and continue).

( Click if you really care about this shit. )

So, yeah. That's it.

Internet?

I shouldn't have the internet! But since I still do, I'm working on a goofy little surprise for the AS/Sholes on my flist. Hopefully this will make up for being gone for so long and screwing my AS/S Fest recipient over.

I've been working on the bloody thing for hours already, so you'd better like it or I'm tracking each and every one of you down and doing unspeakably rude things to your person.

GAY PORN!

Well, almost.

Virtual gay porn. And not this post, the next one. I'm just giving everyone who isn't on the Gay Porn Post filter a chance to be if they would like to be, as not to miss the AS/S. The thing I'm posting is as close to fanart as I'll ever get, because I can't draw for shit. It's not even good; it's just something I've spent the last eight hours or so working on so it looks like it should.

Anyway, if you want to see my AS/S 'art', tell me to put you on the GPP filter. I'm not responsible if you're underage and request to be on the filter. This is the gorram internet, and people lie. For all I know the whole lot of you are twelve. ;)