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seethingheathenThe spot on my nose is now the size of Northern Africa.
And I, in my uncivilised English ways, can't do a bloody thing about it. Soap, you say? Wash my face, you say?
Boy, it's a good thing I'm in America where I can get soap and running water. Whatever will I do when I go to Australia? Lord knows all the criminals and social outcasts there won't have a clue.
And I, in my uncivilised English ways, can't do a bloody thing about it. Soap, you say? Wash my face, you say?
Boy, it's a good thing I'm in America where I can get soap and running water. Whatever will I do when I go to Australia? Lord knows all the criminals and social outcasts there won't have a clue.
