2003-10-12
It's been confirmed.
I've got no life. I spent more than SEVEN FUCKING HOURS in a YIM convo with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
beanzy and vestalvagrant yesterday/this morning. I was going to post some of said convo here, but it is over 50 pages long, in a 10pt font, and I just can't be arsed to go through it all and pick the best bits. However, for your entertainment, I will give you a summary of what we discussed.
- Whether or not a certain English actress was hiding in the loo. *snerk*
- The offensiveness of the word 'cunt' in America and Australia.
- Whether or not Billy resembles a potato.
- The bigness of the Monaghan Package™.
- How to emote a user.
- Are tangelos oppressed?
- Did Elijah get the dodgy blouse from Orlando?
- Sonja's lack of Mad Typing Skillz™.
- The fact that Sonja didn't mention being drunk, but the assumption was made.
- The lack of noodles in Veev's kitchen.
- Is the Australian Idol House™ in Beanzy's suburb?
- The availability of Ford rotary arms among neighbours.
- Can people from Carronshore fight, or are they resigned to throwing potatoes?
- Does Orlando have ovaries and a penis?
And, most importantly:
Was Paul McCartney ever on Friends?
Seven hours, people. And nothing was resolved. Oh, and we played Spin The Bottle.
beanzy and vestalvagrant yesterday/this morning. I was going to post some of said convo here, but it is over 50 pages long, in a 10pt font, and I just can't be arsed to go through it all and pick the best bits. However, for your entertainment, I will give you a summary of what we discussed.- Whether or not a certain English actress was hiding in the loo. *snerk*
- The offensiveness of the word 'cunt' in America and Australia.
- Whether or not Billy resembles a potato.
- The bigness of the Monaghan Package™.
- How to emote a user.
- Are tangelos oppressed?
- Did Elijah get the dodgy blouse from Orlando?
- Sonja's lack of Mad Typing Skillz™.
- The fact that Sonja didn't mention being drunk, but the assumption was made.
- The lack of noodles in Veev's kitchen.
- Is the Australian Idol House™ in Beanzy's suburb?
- The availability of Ford rotary arms among neighbours.
- Can people from Carronshore fight, or are they resigned to throwing potatoes?
- Does Orlando have ovaries and a penis?
And, most importantly:
Was Paul McCartney ever on Friends?
Seven hours, people. And nothing was resolved. Oh, and we played Spin The Bottle.
You're so vain. . .no, I am!!!
Because I'm a silly bint, I took some picies today. I am wearing camo! Yay for me!! My hair looks blue, but it isn't. It's black. Ish.
( Let the madness begin. )
Iain MacInness just said "Crieff."
( Let the madness begin. )
Iain MacInness just said "Crieff."
You know. . .
What if someone you knew sucked total arse? Would you tell them?
To the person who may be reading this, and that may think this is written in reference to her: it isn't. I could never have/would never have/have never said anything of the sort about you. This is someone I know IRL.
It is veryverydrydotcom here. It seems as though as soon as I apply the handcream, it fucking evaporates or my skin just sucks it up like a sponge.
Sponge. I love that word. Say it. Sponge.
Edit: I just fucked up. Big-fucking-time. Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ.
Would one of you shoot me? I am a duplicitous bitch. God save me. I'm laughing my fucking arse off, but it's not funny. I just don't know what else to do about it. Fucking fuck.
To the person who may be reading this, and that may think this is written in reference to her: it isn't. I could never have/would never have/have never said anything of the sort about you. This is someone I know IRL.
It is veryverydrydotcom here. It seems as though as soon as I apply the handcream, it fucking evaporates or my skin just sucks it up like a sponge.
Sponge. I love that word. Say it. Sponge.
Edit: I just fucked up. Big-fucking-time. Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ.
Would one of you shoot me? I am a duplicitous bitch. God save me. I'm laughing my fucking arse off, but it's not funny. I just don't know what else to do about it. Fucking fuck.