I'll rock out Yankee Styleeee and say what it is I'm thankful for. Since I am here in the US and all.
I'm thankful for:Kilts and the boys who wear them.
That my mum finally got her rabbit lit.
That I am fortunate enough to be able to go places.
That I have mates who care.
Adobe Photoshop 7.
Batteries.
Choccy.
Cherry-flavoured lube.
The Internet.
Scotch and vodka, but not togethah like that.
Oh, and this:
I would be thankful if
this stupid cunt choked on a hairball.
Thankyou, that is all.