Random thoughts from my head.

You know how when you first wake up, you've got to pee, and then ten minutes later, you've got to pee again? I hate that.

Cordial cherries and cold days go together nicely.

This girl, Nicole, has a cousin from England, and she's coming for Christmas. She promised to bring her round so's we can chat.

Yesterday, I saw a bloke put a condom on a banana.

Thankyou, that is all.

Everyone else does it. . .

. . .so I will as well. What, exactly, is it? Why, posting a favourite poem, of course! Here's one of mine, by Dylan Thomas.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Hey Nisi. . .

Remember when you were singing, "Rule Britannia!" when I was in SF and we couldn't remember the lyrics? I found 'em.

( Rule Britannia! )

Hope you're having a spiffing marvy time @ home.

Fic! Fic! Run for the hills, it's AU!!!

Title: Secret Crush
Author: limeysugar
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: PG. More language than anything.
Warning: AU wherein the boys aren't film stars, and Elijah takes Orlando on Maury.
Crossposted to: fellow_shippers and bloomwood_.

( Secret Crush. )

I suck!

Nicked from okaytomorrow cos I'm cool like that. Or not.


I did it in 38 seconds.
I deserved a C+!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

Eat me.

Announcement.

My dearest darling Libby has informed me that Elijah will be on The Tonight Show on 3 December, and Orlando will be on on 5 December.

Oooh. I can't wait. Thank you, my lovely, for the heads up!!!