seethingheathen: (Default)
2003-12-29 10:34 am

And on we go. . .

Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Fuck all, really.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.

Parts 1 and 2.
Parts 3 and 4.
Parts 5 and 6.
Part 7.

Part 8. )
seethingheathen: (phonebox damnit phonebox)
2003-12-28 09:48 pm

By request from [profile] ashleybarbara.

Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Yay, more smut.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.

Parts 1 and 2.
Parts 3 and 4.
Parts 5 and 6.

Part 7. )
seethingheathen: (Default)
2003-12-21 12:50 am

Part the third.

Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: Aragolas. That is all.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.

Parts 5 and 6. )
seethingheathen: (Fyooooooo.)
2003-12-21 12:37 am

More and more.

Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: The Council of Elrond and some other stuff.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.

Parts 3 and 4. )
seethingheathen: (angsty lijah)
2003-12-20 11:13 pm

Boredom sets in.

Title: Every (Fan)Girl's Dream
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: Everyone/Anyone
Rating: Overall: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.
Summary: A girl gets transported to Middle Earth. Yep.
Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.
A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour.
A/N 2: My apologies to Belinda for making mention of her fic. It's just that it's one of my absolute favourite Aragolas fics in the entire world. I love it. I've read it more times than I can say without embarrassing myself.

Parts 1 and 2. )
seethingheathen: (Default)
2003-10-20 04:12 pm
Entry tags:

Fic! Orlijah! NC-17! 1/2.

Title: -Untitled- 1/2
Author: [livejournal.com profile] limeysugar.
Feedback: If you want.
Pairing: Orlijah, hint of Domorli.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: Untrue. Damn. Although, I'd like to believe Orlando's just as tarty IRL as he is in my head.
Notes: Pervy food usage. Or, as some like to refer to it: Arsefood. Heh. Or not. Read and see.
Notes, Part Deux: Listened to Dust Me Selecta on repeat for this one. It sort of made me think of a porn soundtrack. [livejournal.com profile] vestalvagrant is rubbing off on me. God help us all.

Oooh, ficcish. )