Sonsy

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: R for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Wow. It's been over three years ago that I started this little story. I'm almost finished with it, I promise.

Read the first fifteen parts.

( Part Sixteen )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC17.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There is oral sex in this chapter. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.
Author's Notes III: I would have done the smut part as a Seekrit Chappie, but it's been so long since I updated this bloody thing, I forgot what my Angelfire username is.

Read the first thirteen parts.

( Part Fourteen. )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read the first eleven parts.

( Part Twelve )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read the first nine parts.

( Part Ten. )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read the first seven parts.

( Part Eight. )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read the first five parts.

( Part Six. )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.

( Part Four. )

Title: City of London
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes I: SQUICK ALERT! In the UK, the age of consent is 16. This story takes place in the last year of school for the boys (who in the series are the same age.), which makes them 17, almost 18. I am well aware that some people will not read anything wherein the characters are under the age of 18, hence the warning. There will be no descriptive sex, just angst, innuendo, and salty language. If this bothers you, don't read it. Simple as that.
Author's Notes II: Heavily inspired by the recent AU school fics by marrymemerry and deleerium, and by the film Get Real. If you haven't seen it, do.

Read Part One.

( Part Two. )

Title: Agent Bloom, Part Two.
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true.

Part One can be found here.

( For England. )

Title Turnabout.
Author limeysugar
Pairing Domorli. Looks like Orlijah, but I promise it isn't.
Rating Hard R, NC-17. Depends.
Warning Unsafe sex in public.
Disclaimers Not mine. Not true.
Notes For vestalvagrant's 25th, which was on Valentine's Day.


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