seethingheathen | It's been confirmed.

I've got no life. I spent more than SEVEN FUCKING HOURS in a YIM convo with

beanzy and

vestalvagrant yesterday/this morning. I was going to post some of said convo here, but it is over 50 pages long, in a 10pt font, and I just can't be arsed to go through it all and pick the best bits. However, for your entertainment, I will give you a summary of what we discussed.

- Whether or not a certain English actress was hiding in the loo. *snerk*
- The offensiveness of the word 'cunt' in America and Australia.
- Whether or not Billy resembles a potato.
- The bigness of the Monaghan Package™.
- How to emote a user.
- Are tangelos oppressed?
- Did Elijah get the dodgy blouse from Orlando?
- Sonja's lack of Mad Typing Skillz™.
- The fact that Sonja didn't mention being drunk, but the assumption was made.
- The lack of noodles in Veev's kitchen.
- Is the Australian Idol House™ in Beanzy's suburb?
- The availability of Ford rotary arms among neighbours.
- Can people from Carronshore fight, or are they resigned to throwing potatoes?
- Does Orlando have ovaries and a penis?

And, most importantly:
Was Paul McCartney ever on Friends?

Seven hours, people. And nothing was resolved. Oh, and we played Spin The Bottle.