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seethingheathen) wrote2008-08-21 11:12 pm
seethingheathen) wrote2008-08-21 11:12 pm
Wherein Sonja Over-Analyses a Post on C_S.
It's most likely true that many posts on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
customers_suck are highly exaggerated to make the customers look worse than they are; most people know that, but read for the lulz anyway.
And this post has been irritating the shit out of me since it was posted. Maybe it's because the OP didn't feel like she was getting enough comments, so she added the last bit.
A summary, for the lazy:
Old man of thirty allegedly tries to chat up young girl of fifteen. Old man is English, and asks the OP if her red hair makes her Scottish. Young girl is in Canada, and replies that she is from Ireland but can't say where. Or won't say where. I don't know. Young girl, after receiving comments telling her that thirty isn't really that old, adds a part on to the post that she just remembered. The old man allegedly asked her if she likes foreskins, because the chips have skins on them.
And yes, thirty is too old to be chatting up teenagers, but I have a hard time believing this actually happened. Something about this post just cries, 'I'm too hot for my own good!'
And yes, I am aware that I do need to get a life. Whatever, bitches. Whatever.
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customers_suck are highly exaggerated to make the customers look worse than they are; most people know that, but read for the lulz anyway.And this post has been irritating the shit out of me since it was posted. Maybe it's because the OP didn't feel like she was getting enough comments, so she added the last bit.
A summary, for the lazy:
Old man of thirty allegedly tries to chat up young girl of fifteen. Old man is English, and asks the OP if her red hair makes her Scottish. Young girl is in Canada, and replies that she is from Ireland but can't say where. Or won't say where. I don't know. Young girl, after receiving comments telling her that thirty isn't really that old, adds a part on to the post that she just remembered. The old man allegedly asked her if she likes foreskins, because the chips have skins on them.
And yes, thirty is too old to be chatting up teenagers, but I have a hard time believing this actually happened. Something about this post just cries, 'I'm too hot for my own good!'
And yes, I am aware that I do need to get a life. Whatever, bitches. Whatever.
♥♥♥