seethingheathen | Random thoughts from my head.

You know how when you first wake up, you've got to pee, and then ten minutes later, you've got to pee again? I hate that.

Cordial cherries and cold days go together nicely.

This girl, Nicole, has a cousin from England, and she's coming for Christmas. She promised to bring her round so's we can chat.

Yesterday, I saw a bloke put a condom on a banana.

Thankyou, that is all.