Blechhh.

[seethingheathen]

I thought I was coming down with a touch of the influenza, but then I remembered I ate a half a packet of Hob Nobs. Not wise, my friends, not wise at all. They're called digestives for a reason, and well, I was just so overjoyed at having located the fuckers that I neglected to remember this tiny fact.

Curse you, McVitie's! Curse the whole rotten lot of you!

Edit: This is what I looked like this morning before going out.

My upper lip is suspiciously absent. I wonder where it's gone off to.



Edit, the Second: The downstairs toilet is bloody cold!

Edit, the Third: What the hell?