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seethingheathen) wrote2003-12-08 06:45 pm
seethingheathen) wrote2003-12-08 06:45 pm
Ho. Ho. Ho.
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skyeathena. Cos I'm not going out afterall. It's really snowing now.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Veevs's Christmas party. It was Carisa who spiked the punch with too much Drambuie. I can't help it if I drank 18 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavender.
I thought it was funny when I put Veevs's knickers on my head and danced the Electric Slide on the chair while singing `I Will Lick Your Arsehole'. I didn't mean to break Veevs's electric toothbrush and don't know why Veevs would sue me for GBH.
I don't remember calling Jonathan's wife a flat goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and orange lipstick!
And when I threw up on Nicole's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW through my neighbor's lounge. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a rusty koala and have me arrested for homicide!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and lush. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drunk stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fastidiously yours,
Sonsy (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 17 bucks!
Find the link on her site, cos I can't be arsed.
skyeathena. Cos I'm not going out afterall. It's really snowing now.Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Veevs's Christmas party. It was Carisa who spiked the punch with too much Drambuie. I can't help it if I drank 18 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavender.
I thought it was funny when I put Veevs's knickers on my head and danced the Electric Slide on the chair while singing `I Will Lick Your Arsehole'. I didn't mean to break Veevs's electric toothbrush and don't know why Veevs would sue me for GBH.
I don't remember calling Jonathan's wife a flat goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and orange lipstick!
And when I threw up on Nicole's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW through my neighbor's lounge. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a rusty koala and have me arrested for homicide!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and lush. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drunk stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fastidiously yours,
Sonsy (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 17 bucks!
Find the link on her site, cos I can't be arsed.