seethingheathen | A few things.

First, this:

Dearest Elijah Wood,

Just because your character in The Lord of the Rings had a British accent of sorts, and just because the boy you're screwing (read:Dom) is British, that doesn't mean you are. Stoppit with the words and the mannerisms and the words . . . please? You're American. A. Mer. I. Can. American.

Love,
Sonja.

Anyone who watched Leno last night knows what I'm on about. Sheesh.

Next:
Would one of you mind shooting me and putting me out of my virus-ridden misery?

Lastly:
Orlando Bloom will be on Leno tomorrow night. That's The Tonight Show. Thankyou again, Libby.

Edit: Aaaand. I got a Christmas card from some silly Canadian. *snerk* Thankyou! =D