seethingheathen | (no subject)

Why me?

Did I piss someone off in a past life? Did I die, and this is my Hell? Or am I a character in a PlayStation game for sadistic deities?

I am thisclose to going fucking mental. But I will not be thwarted! Yes I said thwarted! Piss off!

On a lighter note, please see

beanzy &

vestalvagrant's What if the Fellowship were Aussie? I reckon being British is easier than being Aussie in this case, cos all we do is add 'y' to everything. And what's funny is my American hostess/housemate still doesn't get it, and we've been friends since she was an exchange student in England!

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