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Sonsy ([personal profile] seethingheathen) wrote2004-01-04 02:41 pm

Just because. . .

. . .I haven't been here for nearly a week, I think I shall meme. Yes.


If I were a month I would be: September.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday.

If I were a time of day I would be: 10.42 am.

If I were a planet I would be: Venus.

If I were a sea animal I would be: an anemone.

If I were a direction I would be: North.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a liquor cabinet.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Mary Stuart.

If I were a liquid I would be: Drambuie.

If I were a tree, I would be: a Birch.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a lilac bush.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a lovely English rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: bagpipes.

If I were an animal, I would be: a cat.

If I were a colour, I would be: orange or maybe yellow. Or green.

If I were a fruit, I would be: a pomegranate or a blackberry.

If I were a sound, I would be: glass breaking.

If I were an element, I would be: Air.

If I were a car, I would be: a Mini.

If I were a song, I would be: May it Be by Enya, or Ceilidh Electric by The Seanachaidh.

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino or Tim Burton.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Tolkien or Poe.

If I were a food, I would be: my mate's mum's choccy-chip shortbread.

If I were a place, I would be: either London or Glasgow.

If I were a material, I would be: Tartan.

If I were a taste, I would be: blackberry.

If I were a scent, I would be: lavender and chamomile.

If I were a word, I would be: ubiquitous.

I were an object, I would be: a teacup.

If I were a body part I would be: eyes.

If I were a facial expression I would be: confused.

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Penfold.

If I were a shape I would be a: a dented circle.

If I were a number I would be: 92.

If I were a language I would be: Scots Gaelic.


Oh, and from [livejournal.com profile] skyeathena:
Pick two of my icons that you think represent me, or that you associate with me. Like if you were just scrolling down your friends list and saw it, you'd know it was me. Not so hard, right? Now get to work!

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