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seethingheathen) wrote2004-01-06 08:49 am
seethingheathen) wrote2004-01-06 08:49 am
Sick and twisted.
That's what Legolas/Gimli is. And it's just plain wrong. Why would a pretty Elf prince hang about with the likes of a smelly, disgusting Dwarf? I mean, really. He could have his pick of any creature in Middle Earth and Valinor, so I highly doubt he'd want to be fucking Gimli.
Now Haldir. Yeah. Or Elladan and Elrohir. Now there's some sexy Elf action. I wonder who would top. Would Legolas be in the middle? I think maybe he might, and Elrohir would top him, leaving Elladan there on the bottom. Or maybe Legolas would be on the bottom of the Pile O'Peredhil.
I sort of miss my pre-slash life. I didn't have these weird pervy thoughts at all hours. Wait, yes I did! They just didn't involve Elves.
FuckCount: 1
Now Haldir. Yeah. Or Elladan and Elrohir. Now there's some sexy Elf action. I wonder who would top. Would Legolas be in the middle? I think maybe he might, and Elrohir would top him, leaving Elladan there on the bottom. Or maybe Legolas would be on the bottom of the Pile O'Peredhil.
I sort of miss my pre-slash life. I didn't have these weird pervy thoughts at all hours. Wait, yes I did! They just didn't involve Elves.
FuckCount: 1