Title: Lipstick.
Author: limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Pairing: DomOrli.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah.
Summary: It was in Orlando's bathroom drawer.
A/N: Written cos today (8 December) is Dominic Monaghan's birthday.

(  The first time Dominic saw the lipstick in Orlando's bathroom drawer (nevermind that he was just being nosy and had no right to be looking), he chuckled to himself and let it go. )

Well. Since it's a couple hours in to the 25th over in the UK, I am going to cheat a bit and post my challenge fic. I never said which timezone, girls. GMT rules!

Title: Annoyance
Author: limeysugar.
Feedback: If you want.
Pairing: Orlijah.
Rating: PG-15, maybe? For language.
Disclaimer: Untrue. Damn.
Notes: Written for the November Limey!Challenge. Elijah has a problem, the word ‘vegetables’ must be used, and the word ‘blue’ cannot be used.

( Elijah has a problem. )

x-posted to bloomwood_ and fellow_shippers.

Title: -Untitled- 1/2
Author: limeysugar.
Feedback: If you want.
Pairing: Orlijah, hint of Domorli.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: Untrue. Damn. Although, I'd like to believe Orlando's just as tarty IRL as he is in my head.
Notes: Pervy food usage. Or, as some like to refer to it: Arsefood. Heh. Or not. Read and see.
Notes, Part Deux: Listened to Dust Me Selecta on repeat for this one. It sort of made me think of a porn soundtrack. vestalvagrant is rubbing off on me. God help us all.

( Oooh, ficcish. )

Title: Untitled.
Author: limeysugar
Feedback: Would be fantastic.
Pairing: Domorli
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimers: As usual, this is fiction. Don’t know these guys.
A/N: For Veevs, reibebe, and Libby. In no particular order. ‘Cept Veevs is first cos she’s my GirlieCrush™. And cos I totally plagiarised Scarf. Oh, and there’s no trace of a plot whatsoever.

( Just another cliché Orli-tied-to-the-bed fic. Oh, well. )

Rough version. May not post it anywhere. I just had to get it out of my goddamned head.

*kish, kish*

Title: Chocolate
Author: limeysugar
Feedback: Please.
Fandom: LOTRiPS
Pairing: Domorli.
Rating: PG.
Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah.
A/N: For the contrelamontre Food Challenge. 20/45 mins.

( Billy absently played with his spoon. )

Inside (follows Porch)
Author: LimeySugar
Feedback: Yesh, yesh, yesh.
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimers: The following is a work of fucktion, er, I mean fiction. In other words- IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Crossposted to fellow_shippers.

( Billy bit Orlando’s shoulder through garish orange silk . . . )