Parents Just Don't Understand.

[seethingheathen]

My mum doesn't see how I can still be sitting here when she went to bed at "a decent hour." She only goes to bed early because she has to get up at 4.30 every morning.

I have to get my hair cut today. The back has grown out too long to spike, but it's too short to do anything else with.

Turns out I have a cousin or some such called Charmaine. Who the fuck names a kid Charmaine, for fuck sake? Charmaine MacWhooziewhatsits who used to play with me when I was a baby. Charmaine. Really. I've just looked it up, and it's French. No shit? Means "bountiful orchard," according to BabyNames[dot]com.

I want to have babies! Or a baby. What would I call him? Yes, it will be a boy, shut up.


Aidan
Alasdair
Cory
Iain
Liam (shut up)
James
Kerry
Robert
Rory
William


See, now I wanna go procreate just so I'll have something to name.

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