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[seethingheathen]

Oh, god. this is hilarious. Or not. Whatevs. I stole it from cat_attack. And it's so true.

What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say:	Hey dude! what's with all the ugly chicks?
He will say:	You thought you were alone... Nope. I saw you masturbating!
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 6%
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