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seethingheathenI forgot to tell you lot the real reason that Mitchell was sacked!
He was caught using the merchandise and then putting it back into the packaging. You know those rubbery things that guys wank with? Well- there was black pubic hair on several of them, and since we don't accept returns, the hairs could not have been from customers. Mitchell was the only man on staff with black hair.
Yeah, I know!
He was caught using the merchandise and then putting it back into the packaging. You know those rubbery things that guys wank with? Well- there was black pubic hair on several of them, and since we don't accept returns, the hairs could not have been from customers. Mitchell was the only man on staff with black hair.
Yeah, I know!
