Look at moiyeee, ploise, Kimmoiyeee! Look at moiyeee!

In the post today, I recieved Orlando Bloom. I did. Dr Veevsenstein made him for me. She even sent along a spare face in case I needed it for sommat.

And wrist cuffs! I love them! Red and black are my favourite colours!!

I think, also, that I will be eating Gollum first. Whilst listening to VC2.

And, I know you prolly dinnit know this, but I've got a weird thing for office supplies, so I was quite thrilled about the stickynotes and pen!

I won't open the card till Chrissymissy, so fear not! I am a woman of my word! Sometimes. If I can stand not to open it, I won't. Maybe.

*aways to put on the wrist cuffs and eat choccy and dance and snog Orli*

Snow.

It's snowing like a bastard. And it's colder than a ditchdigger's arse in mid-January! It truly is! Someone in the neighbourhood is burning wood, cos there is that lovely wood-burny smell. It's very romantical today.

Who wants to come round and watch the snow fall with me? I promise I won't try to lick your arsehole! o.O

Yeah.

I just tuned in to watch the Hollywood Hunk thing on The Family Channel. I made it just as they were talking about Orlando Bloom. Wasn't worth taping, as all they had of course, was archived footage and shit. And one guy said that when someone is starring in a film with ugly creatures like orcs and uruk-hai, of course they will look good. W-T-F Myte? He looks good everywhere. And I probably mean that the way it sounds.

Oh, and Becks was on there as well, but I mished that part. Oh well.