oh shit

okay i am ratarsed. fucking hell. went to a club called beyonde. yesit ahs an e. and well here ai m. funcing pissed outta my fucking mind. this is wahat i rmemebr drininf:

6 smirnoff icw
2 midori sour
1 sx on the beach
1 fuzzy navel.

so anyoine who commented i eill get abck woth you tomorroe. it is all i cna do to sit upright.

and i havent honked ywet. cos i can drink alot and not puker. hey nisi.

i locve alla youse. muah! and snigs.

Sober edit: I removed the piccy. Eww.

Wow.

After reading that last post and all the shit I wrote on vestalvagrant's real journal, I have to wonder how in the bloody hell I made it home last night. Oh, shit. And why I am awake at 9.30 am. I'm not hungover, I'm still actually sort of tiddly. Not drunk, mind, but not entirely sober.

I don't remember taking that picture, or having the mental ability to not only open Photoshop, but to resize and upload said piccy. I am cool.

Yay for me!

Went shopping (again) today, and I picked up a fucking spiff black jumper with red, orange, yellow, and blue stripes down the sleeves and around the neckline and bottom. And I bought two ties. They are blue and pink. I am so proud of my wonderful fashion sense! *snigger*

And I cut my fringe and painted my fingernails and plucked my eyebrows. . .I was on a roll today, I tell you.

And The Pirates of the Caribbean comes out on Tuesday (in the US)!

Edit: Nicked this from skyeathena.

Congratulations! You're Legolas!


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Oooh, colourific.

Nicked this from endless_fever. Cos Yeah. I don't think I'm pink, but memes never lie. :)

you are deeppink #FF1493

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.

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Okay: The Sequel.

Body of a guitar, underwear! Office, submarine! Did I mention that the imagination is a dying animal?

It So Happened One Day.

It so happened that one day I was walking past Boots when I saw a young woman seemingly talking to herself. I approached, cautiously, of course, and asked her what her trouble was. She simply brandished a bottle of shoe polish at me and ran down an alleyway. I gave chase. As I ran, I noticed that the woman was throwing magazine pages behind her. Stopping and picking one up, I realised it was the latest issue of Cosmo.

Why was this woman in such a state over a magazine? Were the fashion tips not to her liking? Was the numerology report so eerily accurate that it would cause this poor creature to threaten strangers with Kiwi Patent Leather polish?

My questions would never be answered, for the mysterious woman disappeared. The only thing giving any clue to her identity was an Australian passport under the name Jennie Barnes. Which, in retrospect, was a sodding big clue, what with the name and photograph.