Elijah on Conan.

Wow. That's a slashy subject line, no?

He told the Porn And Chocolate story, mentioned Dom, and um. . .yeah. He said they were having a drinking contest, and since Dom's English he can hold his liquor better than Elijah could. He was better on Conan's show than Leno's, and he did a funny voice and all sorts of stuff. I loved it. And I loved his tie.

Anyway. Still no quiz. Arseholes.

Edit: The quiz is now working. Take it here. Oooh, and here is one I did a long time ago. Do that one as well.

Quizztastic, mate!

A spiffing quiz I nicked from meheregarosh.


Gay/Lesbian movie! You love fooling around with the
same sex, so it's no surprise you'll be
starring in a gay porn flick. We all know you
"swing that way"...


What kind of porno would you star in?
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That's it. Oh, and I'm drinking a Coke. I love Coke.

More meaningless shite.

An Elijah quote.

At least it [The LotR Trilogy] has made you a sex symbol.
I don't know that it has. Well, maybe in a way. I guess I have more female fans now, maybe more teenage female fans ever. But I'm not too aware of it. The real sex symbols out of the movie, the two people who get the most amount of attention that way, would be Viggo and Orlando. We Hobbits don't get that kind of attention so much. They have the more openly heroic, manly roles, whereas Hobbits are kind of sensitive and quiet.

He's too busy snogging Dom to notice his female fans. That's my half-baked theory. And I would disagree with him about the sex-symbol status. He and Dom are definitely sex-symbols. Billy is as well, to a certain degree, and Sean may be to some people. But he and Dom are absolutely the 'It' Hobbits.