Hahaha. Ha.

I fell asleep after making that last entry, and I woke up at around 6.30. So now I'm not tired.

And I managed to eat ten truffles, so the sugar is kicking my arse. We loves truffles, precious. Swiss (I typed swish!) choccy is tres yummy. The centres are so deliciously liquid they just melt on contact with my tongue. It's like a chocolate orgasm. The only thing better would be helping Dom lick the liquid choccy off Orlando's . . . um . . . anywhere.

I need to write something smutty. Or read something smutty. Anyone wanna write me something? I'll make you an icon or something, or lick choccy off of you. . .

Oh! Speaking of icons, I made a new one. This one isn't even LotR related. It's Mary Queen of Scots. I have this odd obsession with her, and I have had for ages. Mostly, I just think that she was framed for the murder of her husband, the filthy wanker. All that disease from slutting around! Not her, him. But anyway, behold the icon.



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I can't take it.

There is a company called NetSpend that offers MasterCard cheque-cards for people without bank accounts or means to apply for credit. You may remember me saying some time ago that I put all my cash on that card. Two thousand USD.

One month and 2 nasty phone calls later, I have not received the cheque-card. Yes, I have a cash card that I can use to get small amounts of cash if I need to, but I cannot use it for purchases. Which, as some of you know, sucks bullocks with great intensity.

This morning I sent them an email telling them where they could stuff their card, and I wanted my money back. They are sending me a cheque. It will take 3-5 weeks. I cannot wait 3-5 weeks. I need it now. So, I called my dad, and he's going to wire me the money for my plane ticket on Monday.

I feel like I have been giving people the run-around, and I reckon I have, but it has been out of embarrassment and frustration. The passport thing was my fault, but this stupid MasterCard thing really isn't. Come Hell or high water (yes, I did just say that), I will be in Australia by 15 January. Or I will die trying.

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Fic! DomOrli. NC-17.

Title: Unorthodox Approach
Author: limeysugar
Feedback: Would be fantastic.
Pairing: Domorli. Dorli. Domlando. . .yeah.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimers: As usual, this is fiction. Don't know these guys.
A/N: After reading a bit about Dom giving Elijah some fanfic, I decided that he should give Orli some instead.

( The point, as Orlando saw it, was that someone had put an envelope on his kitchen table. )