Porn star!

Okay, no, but yeah.

Seriously, this guy asked me if he could take a piccy of my boobs. I said no, cos I have big nipples and I hate them. He was trying to get me to unbutton my shirt. I said he could touch them if he wanted to (over my shirt, not under) but no piccies. He didn't want to. Whatever, mate. Your loss.

Anyway. I was doing pervy things with lollies and other assorted candies, and I really stressed this guy out. Funnily (is that a word?), his name is Will. Or Bill. No, it's Will. Deep-throating Tootsie Roll Pops has a way of causing random strangers to look at you as though you've sprouted a third eye.

Damn, I need to get laid.

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Oi.

Well, yeah. Nicked this thing here from meheregarosh. Do with it what you will. Sommat similar went around a few months ago, but do it anyway. Please? At least this time I'm not asking anyone to list my faults.

[x] I ____ Sonsy.
[x] Sonsy is ____.
[x] If i were alone in a room with Sonsy, I would _______.
[x] I think Sonsy should _____.
[x] Sonsy needs ______.
[x] Sonsy will never ______.
[x] I want to _________ Sonsy.
[x] Sonsy can ______ my _______.
[x} When i think about Sonsy, I ______.

I hate proxies. That is all.

Oh! I lied! There is more! I was thinking on twincest again, as usual, and I was thinking if identical twins got each other off, it would be a bit like masturbating. Well, not really, but you know what I mean. And then, if the twins just got off in front of each other, it would be like wanking in front of a mirror. Any gay boy twins want to test my theory, er, I mean enlighten me? Or does a boy just want to let me watch him wank in front of a mirror, and pretend he's a twin?

Ignore me. I am not well. I'm just not.

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One more thing.

Stolen blatantly from stone_princess. I need to read my friend's pages before I do entries, so I can get all the memes in one go. Oh, and I had nothing to do with the "libido to kill" bit. That was random. Fitting at times, but random.

Limeysugar in Rebel Without Applause

In this edge-of-your-seat travesty, limeysugar (Salma Hayek) is a convicted soldier with a libido to kill. She must get to vestalvagrant (Nicole Kidman) before her foe, skyeathena (Julia Roberts), harms her. Using bullets to punctuate sentences, she sneaks into a secret submarine stealthily. From there on in it gets messy.

Produced by ianiceboy

Edit: I just realised that "libido to kill" doesn't mean I will sex you to death. *facepalm* Mood has now been changed to ditzy.
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ARGH!

I am so sick of this layout. I have been using the pre-made LJ layouts, and just tweaking them, but I think after I get some things taken care of tomorrow, I am going to sit here and get some serious HTMLing done. Maybe.

In the mean time, I'm changing the layout to yet another LJ template. I'm envsioning text boxes and tables. Maybe I'll just be lazy and nick off with sommat from BlogSkins. We'll see.

I still have to pack. Packing = throwing my stuff haphazardly into the luggage, and then sitting on it to get it to zip. Yep.

Bob has hamsters to name. He needs help. Help him.

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