Interview time, kids.

Here are five questions posed to me by rainbowmomerath.

Which famous person, dead or alive, would you most like to meet?
I never know what to say to this; whether to be deep or shallow. I could say I want to meet someone historical, like Mary Stuart (which I would), and find out whether or not she did her husband in, or I could say I want to meet someone contemporary and hot like Orli Bloom. I wouldn't know what to do with Mr Bloom, but I could have some fun with Her Majesty.

What's your favourite song lyric and why?
I will go with Regurgitator's I Will Lick Your Arsehole, because the lyric is I will lick your arsehole. What more could you ask for? And it's on the VC2, which means it's good shit.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
That's moot, since I never intend to grow up.

Do you like going to the gym? Why?
I do, actually, when I get there. It's the getting there that's killer. It makes me feel less like a lazy slob for half an hour.

Are ya dancin'?
Yes. Yes I am.