Originality? I've never . . .

Here is that nice "I've Never . . ." meme. I got it from memememememe.

( I've never . . . )

If I had anything interesting going on in my life at the mo, I would not have to resort to doing all these memes.

I want to get married.

And, did you ever just want to drop off the planet and tell the world to fuck off? And no, I don't mean suicide, so don't go getting all weird on me. I mean, like become a recluse or something and have your food shipped in and delivered by a guy who never asks questions, just leaves it on the porch and goes away.

Fic: Agent Bloom, Part Two. NC-17.

Title: Agent Bloom, Part Two.
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimers: Not true.

Part One can be found here.

( For England. )

Poor Elijah. (Sarcasm, really.)

I always miss Graham Norton. Always. But, thanks to Ms englshangel, I am now fairly up to speed.

And I wish I weren't. So, without further ado, I bring you Sonja's Latest Fandom Rant.

( Ahem... )

If you want to know what brought this on, have a shufty at this. It should clear it up for you.

And, by the way, if you are wondering whose side I am on, I agree that it was all in good fun what happened on the show, and if Elijah didn't want the manips brought up, then he wouldn't have gone there. He had to know that anyone who gets on VGN is going to end up in some sort of situation. He wants to be British so bad, he can take what comes with it. Heh. It's not just an accent, darling. It's a mindset.