Happy Birthday to yoooooou. . .

Okay, so today is Travis' birthday. He's been redefining vanity since 1980, so that makes him . . . 24.

Feel free to applaud my Mad Maths Skillz™.

George Carlin makes me pee.

That's my new thing. Everything makes me pee.

Why, exactly, does George Carlin make me pee? I shall explain.

I finally got around to getting Brain Droppings, and I've only read the first few pages, but I found something about writing that I thought was funny. It reminded me of shite!fic authors.

( Well, what is it already? )

I've always been a fan of his, but I've not read either of his books. I love when stand-up comedians write books. I've read Seinfeld's and one of Ellen DeGeneres'.

Also, I went in for my job interview this afternoon, and when I got there I was told, "Oh, we tried to ring you and reschedule for Saturday." I must have been in the shower when the phone rang, cos I sure as shit did not hear it.

And I was dressed nice and everything. Bint.

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