Fic: "Incendiary Touches." Orlijah. NC-17.

Title: Incendiary Touches.
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood.
Rating: NC-17. If you are squicked by post-coital rimming, do not read this.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction.
Author's Notes: For crimsonhue as a bribe in exchange for some JRM/Ewan McG badfic over on badficathon. She wanted bossy-top!Elijah, and I hope I delivered.

( When most people look into Elijah’s too-bright, too-cool blue eyes, they see an element of innocence and calm. They’re oblivious to the incendiary that lies below the surface.  )

FuckCount: 5

ARGH!

The 2800 word Orlijah I'm trying to write is kicking my arse so hard it's not even funny. And I've only written about 600 words of it. And I've started a Domorli or Orlijah or Domorlijah, and I'm not sure where I want to take it. Maybe I should channel my energies into something more productive. Or get laid. I always write the most smut when I'm not getting any, so maybe if I got some, I could concentrate on other things.

Argh!!!

Remember the Viggorli footy AU? Manndecker? I was re-reading it today and I thought it was fairly good when I first read it last year, but I nearly peed myself laughing when I read it today. There's something about Orlando screaming, "'Oh yes, Viggo, yes, put your cock in me please!" that sort of turns the Hot Footy Seks™ into an awkward gigglefest. I think.