Really.

There are shops over the road from my shop, and above those shops are flats. People live in them, oddly enough. A mate of mine lived in one, then got chucked out for non-payment of his rent. Anyway.

Dear Occupants of the Flats Across From Me:

Sticking your heads out the window and screaming things like 'dirty tart' and 'cunt' at me when I stand outside just isn't cute. Really.

Thanks.

Oh, and here's this, stolen from jason_bond_69.

My age

25 How old are other lj users are compared to me:

Younger My age Older 85% 2% 12%

There are 51393 lj users the same age as me.

Enter age:

LJ Age was bought to you by
_imran_ and MemeLand.org

Meme,

Yeah. This one is from causette. No, I haven't got a better way to spend my morning. Oh, and my mum found my hash stash yesterday. She was amused.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

We arrange to meet at the Lodge later that weekand I speed off homewards, a strong jab in my shiny flannels every time I pass a piece of quality fanny. - Filth, by Irvine Welsh.

And this meme is from dmbdragonfly.

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.

Sudden Annoyance.

I need to get the fuck off the island, people. Have passport, will travel.

Any ideas?

And don't say France, or I keel yew.