Het's that you say?

You lot will not believe this. I wrote an O/K. Yeah, I did. Rated PG, but still. I've not written het since I was 16 or 17 when Carisa and I wrote Hockey Player fic. Don't even ask about that one. It's been long since destroyed.

I'm not posting this one either. I just wanted to announce to the world that I wrote it. Pointless? Why, yes. Thankyou!

I'm in the mood for a flame war, but everyone's being civil. Help? Flame me?

Idiot Petition, via jesslotr.

Just say NO to idiots.

I wish my sister would go mute. And fall off a cliff.

The whole of the midlands and maybe even some of you Northern lot could have heard her screaming! My nephew will be 3 months old on 1 December. He doesn't quite know how to speak yet, so he cries! Babies do that! Who'd have thought? Anywho, he's crying, my neice is asking for chewing gum, and my sister is about to blow steam out the top of her head.

"Haley! I'll get your bloody chewing gum in a minute! Don't touch that hairbrush! Why? Because I say so, and you never need any more of a reason than that!"

Later . . .

"Jacob! Jacob! I can't handle you right now! I just can't handle you!"

On hearing this, I come flying down the stairs, thinking she's shaken the child, and he's screaming his head off. I see him in his swing, so I run over to him and pick him up. What does my sterling example of parenthood of a sister say? "At least I put him down before I got upset!"

Congratu-bloody-lations. Now piss off and die.

Her excuse for terrorising her children? She's feeling sick. Yes, blame a 3-month-old and a 4-year-old for your problems. Cunt. Next time, use birth control, and you won't have these problems. If you can't "handle" your children, don't fucking get pregnant.

Whew. Thanks.

I'm on a pointless mission. AKA I am bored and in need of good wank. I'm a DIY kind of girl.

Here're the rules for murderess_row. It's an anti-celebrity-hetlove sort of community. I was going to join, but they have a moderated membership, and if they read my userinfo, they would not let me in. I've joined hatekate instead. I had to; they don't allow non-friend posting. That, by the way, is cowardly.

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Unless you want more posts like this in my LJ, entertain me. :oP