Sonsy's Sexshop FAQ.
Dec. 21st, 2004 04:54 pmQuestions and Answers from everyone's favourite dildo flogger.
Are you married?
No.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not really.
May I take you out sometime?
No.
I have a ginormous willy. Do you want to see it?
No.
May I have sex with my girl/boyfriend in the toilets?
No.
Would you like to watch me and my girl/boyfriend whilst we have sex in the toilets?
No.
Would you like to join me and my girl/boyfriend in having sex in the toilets?
No.
May I taste the cherry lube before I buy it?
No.
The tag on this item reads £5.99. I only have £5. Can I still have it?
No.
This cock ring is too big. May I exchange it?
No.
May I give you a lift home?
No.
Can you tell me where I can find a girl to take home for the evening?
No.
How about you?
No.
For £20?
No.
Thankyou, that is all.
Are you married?
No.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not really.
May I take you out sometime?
No.
I have a ginormous willy. Do you want to see it?
No.
May I have sex with my girl/boyfriend in the toilets?
No.
Would you like to watch me and my girl/boyfriend whilst we have sex in the toilets?
No.
Would you like to join me and my girl/boyfriend in having sex in the toilets?
No.
May I taste the cherry lube before I buy it?
No.
The tag on this item reads £5.99. I only have £5. Can I still have it?
No.
This cock ring is too big. May I exchange it?
No.
May I give you a lift home?
No.
Can you tell me where I can find a girl to take home for the evening?
No.
How about you?
No.
For £20?
No.
Thankyou, that is all.