Dec. 21st, 2004

seethingheathen: (condoms)
Questions and Answers from everyone's favourite dildo flogger.

Are you married?
No.

Do you have a boyfriend?
Not really.

May I take you out sometime?
No.

I have a ginormous willy. Do you want to see it?
No.

May I have sex with my girl/boyfriend in the toilets?
No.

Would you like to watch me and my girl/boyfriend whilst we have sex in the toilets?
No.

Would you like to join me and my girl/boyfriend in having sex in the toilets?
No.

May I taste the cherry lube before I buy it?
No.

The tag on this item reads £5.99. I only have £5. Can I still have it?
No.

This cock ring is too big. May I exchange it?
No.

May I give you a lift home?
No.

Can you tell me where I can find a girl to take home for the evening?
No.

How about you?
No.

For £20?
No.

Thankyou, that is all.

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