Hello.

Just wanted to say hello to all the random people dropping in lately. I love you guys. It's fun to see names I don't recognise scattered throughout my comments and shtuff. Tell your mates I've got beer so they'll come round as well. If they don't like beer, tell them I've got wine spritzers. Oh, and jaffa cakes. Hal Sparks is dancing nude in the lounge so I must be off. Tootle pip!

Pictures.

I love my new digicam. The credit card company phoned yesterday to make sure that I was the one who purchased it, and that it wasn't fraud. How nice of them!

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I love it, I really do. Watch for the Capital Letters Of Doom.

The Kate Hate Community That Shall Go Unnamed But You All Know What I Mean has some interesting posts lately. If, of course, one interprets 'interesting' to be Completely Batshit.

Let's all boycott Revlon because Kate has two different colour eyes! My mate Carisa has one blue eye and one brown/blue eye. I think it's sexy. Of course, I'm not jealous of Kate Bosworth and her proximity to Orlando's naughty bits, so I might think something crazy like that.

Let's create a meaningless web petition to keep Kate from playing Lois Lane in the new Superman film. Because studios and casting agents take green-eyed teenie monsters that seriously.

Kate must have only been accepted at Princeton because of- gasp!- her different coloured eyes! What the fuck is it with these girls? Just because you lot all look the same and have no distinguishing characteristics, doesn't make it right for you to bash those who do. Maybe if just one of you were an individual rather than a blind sheep, you wouldn't have to spend so much time worrying about someone's bloody eyecolour.

I warned you about The Capital Letters of Doom. No one ever listens.

Welcome back, I wondered when you would magically appear again and push our little buttons. I must ask you something Limey?.....what about Kate appeals to you most, that she is beautiful beyond imagination, or that she's a famous actress who dates a lovely british man?....I'm asking these questions because, none of that about her I find GREAT, no not cause of Orlando but thanks to blue crush, I do not like Kate, she's the dumbest dumb person I've ever read about, and no to me she's not that pretty, I can give you pretty, and it's not Kate. I don't get you, you come in here, knowing none of us do not like Kate, half of us are not Orlando fans, but yet, you still come in here just to wank on us, I guess that''s what your Brit's say. Please GROW UP, NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO F*CKING LIKE KATE BOSWORTH, MY SELF INCLUDED, SORRY TO ANYONE WHO THINKS I SHOULD, EVEN ORLANDO AND KATE......'if Orlando believes his fans should like every aspect of him even who the hell he dates, I call it quits with the man, he's driving me insane anyways, and each day I believe I lose respect for him more and more, not just cause of Kate but the way he is himself....ANYHOW...I'M OUTTA HERE, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAT FUSS AT YOU.

And the sequel (which she loved so much, she posted twice!):

OH BTW, TELL YOU F*CKING FRIENDS THAT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN CRAZY PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR YET!!!!!.....geez, can't people just leave people alone, I mean they say what we push not liking Kate to the limits, THERE'S ALOS AN ORLANDO HATING BOARD, but do u see me talking abouthem because they hate Orlando, no because they have a right to NOT LIKE HIM, but I don't go on thier board, wanking them cause of it, GROW UP, we don't like KAte, I sure there's some actress, YUO DO NOT LIKE EITHER!!!!........lord.

I find it amusing that:

• She calls Kate dumb, but she herself has no concept of spelling/grammar/punctuation/syntax/the proper function of the shift key.


• She tells me to leave people alone, yet she's contradicting herself by bothering to even reply when she can leave well enough alone.


• Being British somehow affects my non-hatred of Teh Bosworth.


• She doesn't understand how crazy she's coming across. She's making me look normal.

On a non-wanky note, but still Kate-related . . .

. . . thanks for voting in the Domikaterix poll. I'm ficcing now, preciouss. And I'll prolly do some City of London if I can get past the hotness that is Kate in latex bondage gear. Hello, nurse!