Help!

Question for you American high schoolers:

What time of year do you play *cough* soccer *cough*? I mean on the school squad, not in general. I need to know this!!!

Also, what is a typical school day like?

I need the details so I can tweak this:

I'm Not As Dumb As I Type . . .

Do you realise how long it took me to sort out that Froogle was a play on frugal?

Yeah, I just got that. You may spork me now.

OMFG How Punny.

I'm writing this fic, right? I wrote this bit and didn't realise until I'd gone through and re-read what I'd written so far that I saw the horrid pun.

Orlando earned class credit working in the office. It was only really a quarter-credit, but it was worth it. If he'd have had the balls, he'd have been equipment manager for the Revere Patriots soccer team.

I'm still laughing.