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Sep. 14th, 2005 08:23 amI'm surprised I got a second interview.
Interviewer Lady: Have you ever arrived late for work?
Teh Lime: Yes. I think anyone who says they've never arrived late for work is lying.
Interviewer Lady: I've never been late once in all the years I've been working.
Teh Lime: . . .
Crickets: Chirp, chirp, chirp.
In other news, I had to make a new sim!orlando. The one I made just wants to fuck everyone he meets because I set his aspiration to 'romance.' Manwhore. That's good, but the thought of getting engaged to sim!elijah is one of his biggest fears. The new sim!orlijah are joined in a union (Simspeak for OMG TEH HOMOS R MARRIED!!!11!ELEVENTYONE!!), and they want to adopt a baby. Woot for socially aware video games!
Interviewer Lady: Have you ever arrived late for work?
Teh Lime: Yes. I think anyone who says they've never arrived late for work is lying.
Interviewer Lady: I've never been late once in all the years I've been working.
Teh Lime: . . .
Crickets: Chirp, chirp, chirp.
In other news, I had to make a new sim!orlando. The one I made just wants to fuck everyone he meets because I set his aspiration to 'romance.' Manwhore. That's good, but the thought of getting engaged to sim!elijah is one of his biggest fears. The new sim!orlijah are joined in a union (Simspeak for OMG TEH HOMOS R MARRIED!!!11!ELEVENTYONE!!), and they want to adopt a baby. Woot for socially aware video games!
