Wheet.

Yesterday was my Grandmother Andrews' birthday. She would have been 96. That's old.

I think I may have a job. I went and took some tests yesterday, and I have a placement interview on Tuesday.

I can't wait to see Corpse Bride.

That is all.

OMG.

I just saw a trailer for Elizabethtown online, and ORLANDO BLOOM HAS AN AMERICAN ACCENT.

I think I've died.

Died.

OMG he is so hot with that voice.

He's the only one though.

OMG.

Hah.

You have to read this. Unless you have a weak stomach, then don't.

If you die laughing, I'm not responsible.

Oh, damn. Damn, damn, damn.

Damn.