Weird.

I'm looking back at Fandom, and I wonder why I ever thought Orlando Bloom was hot. I see pictures of him now, and I'm WTFing all over the place. When he was younger, during the filming of LotR, he was dead sexy. These days, not so much.

Oh, and speaking of Fandom: I just updated my recs list on my userinfo. Most of it's well-known stuff, but have a look anyway. Kill time and brain cells all in one go.

A note on anal sex.

Perhaps this should go in fanficrants, but I'm putting it here.

Dear Fangirls,

Anal sex, when done well and done right, does not hurt. Your boys likely won't have sore arses the next day. They likely won't be walking as though half a yard of rough-cut timber has been shoved up there. They likely will be able to sit down without wincing. Just take one up the bum for research, will ya? Jesus.


Thanks,

Me, your disgruntled reader.

PS: Please not to be having stars behind eyelids.