Oh, woe is me.

Only not. I'm more amused than anything, because really. It's just fanfiction.

I think it's funny that I got a bad review on The Pit from someone who wrote this:

‘This is Draco Malfoy. I love him.’ And with that, he leaned in and kissed Draco, slowly and softly, a kiss full of tender affection and perhaps a little promise of what was to come. The murmuring that had accompanied their dance had vanished and silence greeted this new development. Then someone (quite possible Seamus) gave a catcall and began applauding. Others took up the idea until a raucous of admiration filled the room. Pulling back from Draco, Harry grinned at him, and then pulled him into a tight embrace as the music started again, and people began to go back to their own lives. Draco nuzzled Harry’s cheek for a moment, then kissed his ear and whispered;

‘And I love you, Harry Potter. So can we leave now?’

And yes, I locked this post because I'm not in the mood for a wankfest.

How porny!

I could have totally just banged the pizza guy.

But I didn't.