I Flounce, Therefore I Am.

I've decided that I'm in too many stupid communities, and it is time to leave a few.

c_suck_snark has to be the most un-funny mocking community around. Half the shit they mock really isn't even all that funny, and most likely was posted to stupid_free five minutes beforehand anyway.

customers_suck is to mockery what The Pit of Voles is to fanfiction. Between this community and c_suck_snark, we have two of the most asinine mods in all of LJ-dom. I swear, if kittylair asks where the rum has gone one more time, I'll shoot myself in the face. It was only mildly funny when Johnny Depp said it, so it's not funny when you say it years later. And your tits are not that great.

mock_the_stupid is more full of stupid than mock. Another case of Wanky Ass Mod.

sf_drama and stupid_free are just not funny any more, and quite frankly, I'm afraid to post on either community.

vaginapagina is too full of OMG I HAVE A SMELLY VAG!! WOT DO I DO BESIDES USE COMMON SENSE AND SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR?!? posts to suit me. Buh-bye.

wtf_inc is lacking in the WTF department.

I'm tired, damnit.

I just spent the most odd two hours of my life.

I was sitting here in Dudley's second bedroom the computer room, and my doorbell rang. Since I wasn't expecting any visitors at 5:30 am, it scared the shit out of me. And, being the fool that I am, I answered the door. There was a woman on my porch asking to use my phone because she was nearly date raped and wanted to call for help.

I had two options: I could tell her to fuck off back to Russia, or I could let her use my phone. I let her use the phone (and throw her torn bra away in my rubbish bin).

She rang her daughter-in-law (who would not come to get her) and a friend. The friend said he was on his way.

We chatted for two hours about life, her grandkids, Catechism, the state of the world today, and lipstick.

All I have to say is... what the fuck?