Things. Up. Him.

Sometimes, when I'm reading a story, I come across (no pun intended) the most asinine phrase and it sort of jolts me back into reality because I can't stop laughing. The best part of it is, the author probably didn't intend for that to happen.

Whenever I read Big Dick, Come Quick by Calanthe (which isn't very often, because I hate that fic), I skip to this bit in Chapter Eleven, purely for the lulz. Bolding is mine; all other formatting belongs to Calanthe.

He lay face down carefully, settling onto the pillow mound with care, and when he had found a comfortable position, he twisted an arm back and pushed it in the rest of the way. God, he fucking loved having things up him. There was just no other feeling like it in the world. In a way, Draco felt like it defined him. He was never more perfectly Draco than when he could feel his body accommodating something that was going to give him untold pleasures. This was him. No question.

Obviously, it's meant to be sexy, but thinking of Draco as a character whose very existence revolves around 'having things up him' makes me laugh until I cry.

What stories make you laugh when they're not meant to?