Wait, who's Harry Potter?

Why, if you're not a Harry Potter fan, would you apply to a Harry Potter sorting community? Why would you then accuse the members of that community of living in a fantasy world because some of us take exception to being insulted? Look, we know it isn't real life. It is a game. And we like to play it, so if you're going to be a douche, fuck off.

I'd love to try again, but i feel that giving you guys the answers you seek would require extensive research on pretty much every detail of the houses and i'm just really not up for that. I thought i was being judged on the content of my character, not on my knowledge of Harry Potter.

Of course we're judging you on your knowledge of Harry Potter. It's a...hang on...wait...Harry Potter community! We aren't going to ask you what you thought of the last three episodes of ER, are we?