One more, that's it. I swear.

I know some people don't like it when people on their f-lists update multiple times a day. I also sort of don't care as much as I probably should.

Anyway, speaking of pet hates, here are mine of the moment. I'm in a bit of a bad mood (not sure why, really) and every little thing in the world is pissing me the hell off. Here's a list.

Textless icons are not bases.
Ask me if I care. If I were the sort of person, which I'm not, who used other people's 'textless icons', I wouldn't let your little warning stop me. Seriously. What are you going to do?

Follow the fake cut!
I'm sorry, but it isn't truly a 'fake cut' unless you make it look like an LJ cut. Otherwise, it's just a gorram link.

I have lost complete faith in humanity.
Because someone cannot use a self-scan properly? Really? If that's all it takes, well shit.

The 'real boys kiss boys' icon.
Goddamn, I hate that fucking icon. I'm all for males kissing males, but come on. I like the counter to that: the 'real men' icon, but for the life of me, I can't find it.

PHONE: ringringring!
Whoever started that needs to stop it now.

This is my first fic so no flames, pls.
If you suck, I'm going to tell you. Actually, I won't because I don't read fics with that warning. I'll ignore you and hope you go away.

Britney Spears posts on ONTD.
Seriously, how many fucking times do we need to see Britney sitting in her car outside a fucking Rite-Aid? Or holding a Starbucks cup? Or existing?

Fic search, sorry!
Stop apologising for the fucking searches. Just ask for the fucking fic already.

Long time lurker, first time poster!
Yeah? Who fucking cares?

Credit is MANDATORY.
Fuck you, bitch. I credit icon makers out of common courtesy, not because it's mandatory. That shit just makes me want to steal your icon. Or it would, if the icon didn't suck.

I signed up for a specific character, but does the icon have to be of that character?
I saw that somewhere (not those exact words), and I nearly died. My brain melted into goo and ran out my ears. May I have yours? You're not using it.

MPreg.
Just, why?

I know this is OT, but I'm posting it anyway. Mods, feel free to delete!
Are you fucking kidding me? You bloody well know it's OT. And don't fucking tell me to scroll past when I call you out. FUCK OFF. I should not have to scroll past OFF-TOPIC POSTS to get to the ones that are, I don't know, relevant to the topic of the community.

Posting review rants on FFR.
I see this as a way to get people to ask for links to your fic. Just post the damn fic in a fandom community already. Don't plug it on FFR. I should clarify this a bit, actually. Posting funny review rants to FFR is funny. Posting 'OMG they said I suck and I don't understand why!!' rants is really fucking annoying. I see wut u did thar.

And this concludes Sonsy's Pet Annoyances for today. I'm going to play a bit of Rise of Atlantis and go to sleep.

Just a question...

How can someone not know what washing up liquid is? I assume people in America use it as well, no? How do you do your washing up?

Anyway. More about American Idiocyol later. God, I want to slap Ryan Seacrest.

Post AI Post.

Again, I was disappointed in the performances tonight. I was hoping for so much better, especially from Carly.

Anyway, I don't care what the judges said, I thought the girl (Kady? I can't remember...) who did Groovy Kind of Love was awesome. She and Remiele were my two favourites of the night.

Regarding the washing up liquid. Yes, I know you North American Heathens (lol) call it dish soap. I was taking the piss because Ryan, Paula and Randy acted like Simon was from another planet. That being said, AH-LOO-MINNIE-UM. XD

Thank you. :)

Actually... Simon probably is from another planet. His hair has always struck me as sort of alien. With the sort of dosh that man has, you would think he'd find a more talented barber.

POLL: How do YOU say that?

On this post, a few of us were talking about pronunciations of certain words. I asked about pecans, so... now we have a poll. Tell me how you pronounce the following words, because I want to know.

[Poll #1141822]