This is Why I Prefer to be Alone.

So, I introduced my housemate to the awesomeness that is The Boondock Saints last night, and right from the beginning, he kept saying he didn't get it.

Him: I don't understand why their robes are bloody if they were dressed at the bar!
Me: Give it a minute, and you'll see.
Him: But I don't get it! They aren't saying what happened!
Me: Hang in there, I'm telling you.
Him: But how did the Russian guys-
Me: Look, it's sort of backwards. The cops find the crime scene, and then we get to see how it got that way.
Him: Oh. Okay.

Later...

Him: Why did he (Rocco) shoot the bartender?
Me: Because the bartender knew Rocco'd been set up.
Him: Set up?
Me: Remember the hotel scene? [I explain the hotel scene]
Him: Oh! Okay!

So, when that was over, he asked what other DVDs I had. I left him to watch Hot Fuzz on his own, because I really didn't want to sit there and have to explain that one.

Miscellaneous Memes.

Yeah, another meme post. What of it, wankers? ♥

( Under a cut, because I'm feeling pleasant. )

TL;DR: I am Fionn mac Cumhaill (Finn MacCool, but I hate that spelling), Mildly Egotistical, a Sociopath, an English Genius, Draco Malfoy, a Slytherin, and Singapore.