Socks Are Warm.

I'm fairly certainninjaanonnymous is a sock. Whose sock, I don't know, obviously, but something about her seems oddly familiar.

I could be wrong, as my sock detection skills are sadly lacking, but the fact that this is an unused journal with no friends and only belongs to platform_934 makes my woollen senses tingle.

Hrm.

Hi.

Okay, I have two questions that may or may not be related. For my dignity's sake, let's say they aren't.

1.) Wouldn't someone who was dying of the flu be sort of sickly-looking? I mean, as is, not all muscular and shit? And when you're turned into a vampire, aren't you stuck with the body you've got at that moment?

2.) Why does the majority of fanart look like fucking badly-drawn anime?

Carry on.

Also, I was watching Mum's the Word, and for some reason, I thought Rowan Atkinson looked kinda hot. I think I need a drink.