And.

I wish someone would upload Twilight already. If it's not up by Wednesday, I may feel compelled to actually pay to see it. That is not what I want to have happen, to be honest.

Though I may or may not have bought an Edward poster at Wal-Mart the other night when I bought a new blender. What? Bad vampires and good ice cream drinks go together like... like... well, they just do, okay?

Speaking of good ice cream drinks, I made a stellar one last night.

Vanilla ice cream
Milk
Banana Cream Pie pudding mix
Cocoa powder

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Oh! My! Gawd!

Apparently, England is not a country. It is a state on the continent of Great Britain. Much like Montana is a state, because in America, the word 'country' means something different than it does in Europe.

Lordy.

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I was overcome by boredom and thus took the scissors to my fringe.

Thankfully, my hair grows rather quickly and all will be right with the world in a couple of weeks.

Lesson learnt: NO SCISSORS FOR SONJA.

Also, my work schedule is changing next month. I am the Ass Manger (typo on purpose) now, so I have to work Ass Manger hours. It's going to be weird having to be at work at the hour I usually go to bed! B wants me to stay and run the shop instead of going back home like I had planned. Do I want to do that? I don't know. He tells everyone I'm his sister, and they believe him. Never mind that it would make me the whitest Nepali ever, who doesn't speak Nepali at all. I like B, though. He trusts me explicitly and lets me do what the fuck I want to do. Except stay on nights, but whatever.

Oh, and the Ass Manger came about when a 'customer' (more than likely J herself) left a note saying that J is the best thing to ever happen to our little shop, and she should be made Ass Manger. Nothing too funny; you had to be there.

Oh, and I'm going to see Twilight tomorrow. I can't hold out any longer. Pattinson ~dazzles~ me, what can I say?